Summer 1967 Chesapeake Bay
Bob the Barber wants badly a boat
He does not fool with this thought
A boat he wants a boat he did buy
From his very good friend Joe, a very swell guy
The first Sunday out you would never believe
What happened only foolish fate could weave
We supposed to have met at Lyndhurst Marine
Karate Bernie did not show up at the scene
At Joe auntie’s pad he thought was the date
When we got there Bobby was raving mad
Time was already running late
So what’s the use of tempting fate
They put their foolish tempers aside
We all hopped into the boat with pride
Sure enough the captain had to get lost
We must find the place whatever the cost
Even on land I am sorry to say
Bobby has a habit of loosing his way
Libby and Ruthie just watching with glee
What do you expect of two hardheads at sea?
At Miller's Island we decided to stop
Bad luck there too Libby lost her Californian top
A generous policeman and a little boy
Pointed out the way to Lyndhurst’s 0h joy
After getting lost at sea only once more
We finally landed at the much yearned for shore
Now at least from worry free
Everyone agreed to water-ski
But foolish luck does not runneth smooth
After swimming the anchor we could not get loose
Courageous Bernie dives down into the mud
And brings the anchor full of sea weeds with up
To bring that Sunday to conclusion
We added yet another confusion
Down to Corral’s Inn we went with cheer
To fill our stomachs on Maryland crabs and beer
What happened the following Sunday out
Will take another chapter to write about
You know it takes quite a little time
To fit all of it neatly into rhyme
Ruth M. Pocsai
Copyright 1967